Thursday, March 21, 2013

A Classy Girl’s Guide to Being Successfully Adored




Go ahead, admit it. You’re pretty damn amazing. You’re stunning, a good student, a great sister, a skilled conversationalist, and could organize a philanthropy event or social mixer with your eyes closed. You know you’re the full package and the real deal. So what’s the problem?

Here’s the problem: you’re too incredible. You make guys fall head over heels the first time you meet, parents wish their son’s girlfriends were like you, and other girls want to be you. When you’re in a relationship guys still hit on you, and the moment you’re single again every boy that’s ever had a crush on you cheers. You’re the one asked to formals, date nights, and to be the face of philanthropy events. You’re also the one that makes girls want to be in your sorority, and you’re basically the poster child for an angel.

Now if you've been basically perfect all your life, you know how to deal with having a fan club. But let’s say you didn't come out of your shell until college, or you bloomed in late high school. Being adored is quite exhausting. But that’s the price you must pay my dear, but glory is not permanent. The more you’re loved the easier you are to hate. That’s why you need to take every possible step to protect your crown in the hearts of your admirers.

  1. Keep it classy.
                Nothing will get rid of your paparazzi faster than being a dirty hoe. Part of your allure is not only from being easy on the eyes, but also from being someone that his parents would be proud to meet. If you’re getting with every frat guy on the row, you could look like Katherine Webb and have the personality of Jennifer Lawrence but if you spread your legs like Paris Hilton you’re going to go from hott to not faster than the gym fills up the day after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show.

  1. Be humble.
                  Yes, you’re incredible. Your family tells you, your sisters tell you, strangers tell you. Yet that does not mean that you get to tell everyone else. If you have to tell people that you’re amazing, you’re probably not. Now yes there is the art of humble bragging but that should be used sparingly for first dates and run-ins with your ex’s new girlfriend. You can think in your head all your positive qualities if you need a boost, but when someone gives you a compliment you better be flattered and appreciative. This also is like bitch repellent. You know that girl that’s so perfect that you want to hate her but you just can’t because she’s so nice? Be her. No one can hate someone that’s perfect and nice.

  1. If you've earned it, flaunt it
                  Do you have a killer body? Maybe it’s natural but most likely it took some serious gym hours. Made dean’s list? No doubt due to slaving away in the library and office hours (or adderall). Planned a killer event? You had to be more organized than a NASA launch. Yes being humble is important but when you’ve worked hard, show it. Being a great personality comes naturally, but there is nothing wrong with earning the rest of the things that make you such a knockout. Besides, this is how you earn respect. And the next time someone gets jealous and calls you out for being too perfect, you can smile and politely remind them that while they were watching six episodes of Grey’s Anatomy re-runs, you were running, studying, and conquering the world.

  1. Don’t forget the little people
                  Just because you’re on the verge of Greek goddess status doesn’t mean you can suddenly ignore or disregard the people that you either used to be friends with or aren’t friends with but don’t consider to be “on your level.” Listen here princess; you’re gifted, not sacred. Be polite to everyone, even if it’s the weird kid from your stats class or that admirer/border-line-stalker from a lower tier frat. You never know when you might need donations for your philanthropy or a study partner for the hardest test of your life. And if we learned anything from the French revolution, it was that the power of the lower tiers classes is not to be underestimated.

  1. Don’t be a tease
                  It’s one thing to be polite and courteous but it’s another thing to give false hope. Because you’re the sassy and alluring belle you are, everyone is going to want to take you out. Hopefully you have high enough standards to be selective about who you are willing to date, but even if you don’t, be respectful of the boys who just couldn’t win over your heart. Be friendly and kind but not flirtatious. This will save you from many awkward confrontations in the future.

  1. Remember that not EVERYONE is in love with you
                  Yes most people are charmed by your wit and grace, but there are always those few that will be unamused by your excellence. These are lost causes. Be yourself but tone down the peppiness, as it will only breed more resentment. Chalk up their uninterest to being boring and move on your merry way.

Wearing a crown is like wearing your letters, it’s always there whether you’re wearing it or not.

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